1. Notes: 10 / 1 year ago  from mikeburns
   

   He’s like a regular Leanne Paisley Howell, scumbag edition.

   mikeburns:

   Gentlemen Scumbag Tips For The Home:

   Why buy fucking canisters and Gladware and Tupperwares and shit when you throw away or recycle kickass containers everyday?  Look how sweet as fuck my Trader Joe’s Cheese Crunchies look in this Skippy jar. What do you keep yours in? The regular old bag like some skeezer? Now THAT’S how you recycle, you fucking hippies.  And it looks all Etsy kitchy and shit, so you can leave it on your coffee table for convenient snacks for fucking guests or whatever. Just give your containers a good soak overnight in some water and dish soap before using.  Don’t be an idiot and just rinse it out or whatever it is you usually do, you fucking jackass.

    

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Finger touch chicken remover, or how I started blogging about the people around me and why they do what they do. I won't label this a psychology/sociology/headcase blog, as I'm not a real student (yet), but just some observations. And some random idiocy too...for sanity's sake.

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