Battlefrog of the Day: This Amphibian of Unusual Size was reportedly spotted in the mountains of Gemencheh, Malaysia, by a Chinese man who says his friend attempted to purchase it from a native tribesman.
According to the man, the Orang Asli requested double the amount offered, so his friend left to fetch the additional sum. Upon returning to the frog owner’s house, the friend learned that the beast had been consumed and that the Orang Asli had become gravely ill as a result.
Serves him right for eating was is clearly a small child in a frog suit.
[arbroath.]
See Also: What the hell is this thing?
I KNEW someone would release a sequel to Battletoads sooner or later.
teenage mutant ninja FROG yo
oh fuck someone call gamestop.